Sad News.;-(

Apparently, Madame Agrroria’s psychic festival, scheduled for this coming Saturday 3rd December has had to be cancelled. er, due to unforseen circumstances……

madame aggroria

I know that some of you were looking forward( or is that backward.? ) to the palm reading, tarot cards and knife throwing…But health and safety didn’t want to risk the knives in a confined space and the prospect of lots of little pricks. But lets be honest, we see enough of those on match days pitchside…

 

However the good news is that the curry night went off rather well. When we got our food it was great and there were some lively discussions taking place all round the table. Mainly helped by all the alcohol that we drank waiting for the food.

 

I can proudly announce that I snaffled some of Karens onion side order. I thought it was a bargee done nepalese style, but it wasn’t, so I invoked the ancient laws of curry night divs and  because of the standard rules;

1. It was placed next to me .
2. I got my spoon in first.
3. She never even knew I had the bowl.

Sounds like most relationships when you word it like that doesn’t it.?

Lots of interesting facts came up during the night…ranging from

1. So who did lose 3 hours of the night at the last party.?(don’t know why that is even being mentioned here.? editor.)
2. I drove here tonight ( Boring…)
3. I have been drinking the wrong coffee full of grand maniere and hope to drive tonight.
4. Do you think if we told thoses two women on the table opposite that we were airline pilots we stand a chance.?
5. I used to work for Anne Summers and have a suitcase of freebies stashed somewhere. (Let me guess?, talc, deodorant.? 22 inch *****?.  Lets face it love, if you come forward now, our christmas party is definately going to be the hottest ticket in town this year and one not to miss.! Can’t wait to see the secret santa..)
6. Every tour in Guernsey we fill up their fountain with Persil.
7. I can get you registered, book you onto a plane and into a hotel for the next 2013 tour to Guernsey. But you will have to buy your own Persil. Luckily the hotel only books hockey players so its safe.
8. Safe with our lot on tour is a safe room guarded by the SAS. Unless you want to see your bed mattress,  covers and clothes flying out the first floor window like a bird. Even if you are tempting us with a fountain full of Persil.

So there you have it another quiet night.

 

 

 

Christmas Meal/Party

This year’s Christmas meal/party will take place on Saturday 10th December at the Red bar in  Weybridge.

Check out the website for all the details www.brlhc.com

It’s so exciting, we took on board all the comments from people about doing this sort of thing every year…

Plus with luck we might ;

1. Get Dee to organise another round of  ’Spoof - No gloating’.
2. Release the ‘Grand old Duke of York’.
3. Pick the right cocktails this time. ( Way too much scotch in mine last year.)
4. Try a few more shots. ( in front of goal would also help as well. Just saying… )
5. And go easy on the Champagne. ( Although there is no Vodka Luge, so some of us will be able to recall most of the evening this time.(not saying any more…)  )
6. Keep one eye open for lipstick graffiti writers doing a banksy.( Definately not saying any more….)

Plus there is another social planned for the 26th November. We are organising a curry night so please let your Captains know if you would like to attend so we can get numbers. ( Or we can all just go down the pub and turn up unnanounced at any Curry house between here and Twickenham,  shame to ruin a great British tradition by planning ahead, whatever takes your fancy.)

And while I have your attention reader, that’s two posts and two parties all posted in one day. I thank you.

“Lies, damned lies, and statistics”

So said British Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli (1804–1881):, well acording to some sources – Mark Twain.?

Yes after several years of threatening to do it, it has finally been done. Namely, 20 years worth of match results have now been uploaded onto the MYSQL database on the Byfleet Ramblers HC website.

Oh how people have yearned from that magical date of 14th September 1991 to find out who, what where when why?. Well now you can simply go into results database and query on any and all opposition teams we have played over 20 years- it lists the full names – and then regail yourselves in the results.

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